Horticulturist

A man of many talents... putting my gardening skills to use. Here, you see me watering a species of plant commonly called the drunk, DrunkusGravis . The drunk is capable of self fertalisation, in the form of ingesting and regurgitating whatever it has ingested on itself. A very easy plant to maintain, just simply water, and watch it grow grow grow.
The moral of the story, is that if you do intend to get drunk and puke all over yourself, don't keep the garden hose in the storeroom. Washing down with a watering can may be water efficient but its a bit of a chore.